Weird questions for Noah

Q: Is a hot dog a sandwich?
A: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What movie completely changes its plot when you change one letter in its title?A: Batman becomes Hatman

Q:If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
A: shoplifted bacon

Q: What is the funniest joke you know by heart?
A: Why was the mutant snowman so valuable? He was four carrot.

Q:If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
A: cats from New York

Q:What is something that everyone looks weird doing?
A: running into a cobweb