Questions for Noah

Q: Which came first the chicken or the egg?

A: This question surprisingly does have an answer. Chronologically, things that laid eggs came before birds, and far before the chicken evolved; which means the egg came first.

Q: What came first, the duck or the egg?

A: The duck predates everything, so the duck came first.

Q: Can I Get CHUCK COINS FOR FREE?

A: No, you can’t!

Q: BRING BACK BOB ROSS!

A: That’s not a question, but he is on my resurrection list…once Amazon ships me that time machine.

Q: Should I use a phone during break and lunch?

A: There is nothing directly stopping you, but I wouldn’t recommend it.

Q: Is there a God?

A: Yes, his name is Lance and he is very fluffy.

Q: no?

A: yes

Q: yes?

A: no