Q: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
A: This question surprisingly does have an answer. Chronologically, things that laid eggs came before birds, and far before the chicken evolved; which means the egg came first.
Q: What came first, the duck or the egg?
A: The duck predates everything, so the duck came first.
Q: Can I Get CHUCK COINS FOR FREE?
A: No, you can’t!
Q: BRING BACK BOB ROSS!
A: That’s not a question, but he is on my resurrection list…once Amazon ships me that time machine.
Q: Should I use a phone during break and lunch?
A: There is nothing directly stopping you, but I wouldn’t recommend it.
Q: Is there a God?
A: Yes, his name is Lance and he is very fluffy.